Adopt-A-Brain
Need a brain? We have hundreds! Please adopt a brain today, and give it a good home.

In the form below, type the number of brains you'd like, then enter r or l to select a right or left brain. (Not sure which type you want? Click the image map to see more information in the space below.) The amount you owe will appear in the Total price box. Enter the state you live in; the price will be adjusted for sales tax. Type your phone number in (123)456-7890 format, submit the form, and you'll have a new brain!

Number of brains

Type (right or left)

Total price

State (tax added for HI, AZ, TX, or NJ)

Phone number